How to Evade talking with a close talker
Close talkers suck. While having an intimate, one-on-one conversation with someone is nice, being able to see every pore on his face is not. Plus, there are the inevitable spit sprinkles that shoot out of his mouth at every interjection.
Next time someone stands so close to you that they're fogging up your eyeglasses, try one of these evasive maneuvers.